Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconista

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

by Pops946 August 6, 2008

Falconist

A group of political extremists who border on the edge of insanity. They advocate the Americanization of the entire world into a one-world government. See http://www.falconistparty.us

Don't go near those Falconists; they're crazy.

by Wonalooita July 29, 2008

baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

by mageepet March 24, 2011

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Baconisforever

Leader and holy lord of the 4th reich. Has strong emotions for bread. They became immortal however their side effect is being bacon.
They have the need to kiss anyone named Liam or Max.

Baconisforever is made of bacon.
Baconisforever is the holy lord and savior.

by CrypticOverX July 17, 2022

The Dirty Balloonist

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.

She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

by Red Rocket Express June 8, 2013