public bathroom

1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation.
2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers written inside the stalls of the public bathroom.
3) A fun but risky location to fuck.

"555-hot-fuck"

fuck online dating and all that shit, a hot chick left her phone # in a public bathroom, we hooked up and fucked in that very stall.

by the dip July 4, 2006

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014

school bathroom

gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SMELLS SO BAD!

by WeWillAllDieSoon October 29, 2019

family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.

Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.

by hi9853 September 24, 2008

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.

"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006

Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007