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Muddy Bagpipe

When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.
I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.
by KnuckingFackered September 11, 2020
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Alaskan Bagpipe

A sexual act which involves 5 men and 3 women . One girl presents herself in the doggy position whilst 3 men place their erected penis s in her anus all at the same time . The other two men place their scrotum on the woman's head to resemble a hat whilst the remaining women cheer on from the side offering support and the occasional energy drink .
girl: "im feeling horny , wanna give the "Alaskan Bagpipe" a try for a change"

guy: "ill call the guys! "
by sexpert21 February 7, 2010
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wet bagpipe

origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.

n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.

I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.

She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
by Von Jost April 24, 2005
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flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
by PoGo January 19, 2007
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dirty bagpipe

guy 1:"Hey i heard that girl was a freak"
guy 2:"ya i gave her the ole dirty bagpipe!"
by gibblesandbits October 17, 2010
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Iraqi Bagpipe

I·ra·qi Bag·pipeih-rak-ee bag-pahyp verb:

The act of flatulating (farting) while receiving a blow job.
Last night when she gave me head I ripped a solo from my Iraqi Bagpipe.
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Stinky Bagpipe

When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.
Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.
by Jed Kubisch August 18, 2009
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