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Bagpuss

A word used to describe a woman with a loose vagina, originating from the 1970s tv show, a woman who has a vagina like bagpuss is one that’s ragged l, old and worn with lips that could be comparable to bad handles.
See Johns new girlfriend over there, i heard she has a real bagpuss , John was basically carrying it around last night
by ConMan15 December 7, 2020
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bagpussing

similar to bagpiping except the female vagina is placed under the male armpit rather than the male penis beneath the female's armpit.
"did some bagpussing on the wife last night. my armpit stinks like a right twat this morning"
by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008
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Backus

1. Someone who pretends to be able to speak another langauge, when really they are just speaking complete Jibberish.
2. Someone who is so drunk, they cannot speak correctly and sounds like they are speaking a foriegn language.
3. Speaking in tongues.
a. Matt thinks he can impress those girls by pretending to speak French.
b. I know Broski, he is such a Backus.
by Baby Jesus 54848461485 December 21, 2010
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Bagustra

Bagustra which means magic, and this meaning really suits to the person. He is like magic appears in your life and you gonna be amazed, how person with this mindset, character and personality can be real! Also he is the kindest person in the world, most solicitous and supportive.
Bagustra, do you know, that you are amazing?
by Xiaolao November 21, 2021
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bagusnya

Nice. Very nice. Very bagus. (Used in a sarcastic way. )

Note:

It's pronounced "bah-GOOS-nee-ah", not "BAY-guhs-NAH-yah".
I told you not to run. See? You fell down the stairs. Bagusnya!
by 308308 March 13, 2023
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bagpuss

UK Children's television show which was boring as fuck, yet suprisingly addictive.

A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.

Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.

The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Douchum bagous

Scientific name for the species of Douche Bags. Originally from Jersey Shore. Very loud, obnoxious animal. usually seen as a male.

For bait, use penthouse and Coors beer.

Their mates are known as sluts.

Female Douchum bagous are very rare.

Aproach w/ caution.
We're coming up on a Hooters, a known Douchum bagous hang out.
by Vulcan Treceur May 23, 2009
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