Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

Babalicious

To say one is a 'babe', except if you're cool you say "babalicious."

Pronounced: "Babe-uh-lish-ee-uss"

Rob: "Dude did you see that girl at Walmart?"

Tony: "Yeeah bro she was babalicious."

by Amazingggirl April 6, 2011

bagallin

To be Ballin and Gellin ballin Gellin
pernounced Ba-Jall-in

James is Bagallin!
Zikeariah is Bagallin!
Brian is not Bagallin

by James Felchner October 28, 2007

bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.

bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*

by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

swanky bageling

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

Babality

In Mortal Kombat II, defeat your opponent on the winning round using only the kick buttons. When it says, "Finish Him !!!" enter the Babality code (For Mileena, it's down 4 times and then High Kick).

For brownie points, when playing against the computer, use Liu Kang, Jax, Kitana, or Reptile, and attack using only Low Kick on your winning round.

"Mileena Wins..... Babality !"

by handle187 November 7, 2003

douche bagalow

a formal name for a big douche bag. acceptable for the host of fancy dinners and cocktail parties.

This caviar is excellent Mr. Douche Bagalow

by AmThaMan April 15, 2009