jackhammer jesus

a dildo in the shape of a crucifix

I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase

by Big Bubba B April 28, 2004

jackhammering

A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.

Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.

Sincerely,

Representative of the Vajayjay support group

Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.

Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out

Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.

by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021

Jackhammer

The go to manoeuvre of the sexually inexperienced or inept. Popular among teenagers it is characterised by deep fast thrusting with no build up or body contact besides P2V. Made infamous by SATC 'the jackrabbit'.

Girl1: I karate kicked jack out of bed last night.
Girl2: Sex that bad
Girl1: All the guy knows how to do is 10 mins of the jackhammer. I miss orgasms.

by carrie94 June 20, 2018

jackhammer pudding pie

To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"

His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.

by jher222 June 7, 2007

Anal Jackhammer

This is the upmost extreme of anal sex. This is when the fuckER gets so near the climax that he can almost TASTE IT.. so he goes faster and faster until BAM..u got like a fuckin jackhammer in the butthole..Very unpleasing to the bitch of it though...yah....

We were fuckin like animals and i got so fucked up cuz he had to pull another anal jackhammer

by Tator Tot March 31, 2004

Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.

My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night

by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017

toongabbie backhander

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).

I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.

by Jaaaaaaaaaahn August 28, 2006