backfire

When a girl gives you head then she has your cum in her mouth then she sneezes on your cock

Dude this girl was giving me head then she backfired on me

by Azure Dragn May 1, 2007

backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006

Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015

Midnight Backfire

When you or significant others fart wakes you up in the middle of the night.

My boyfriends midnight backfire vibrated the bed and turned the sheets into a stinky mass of air.

by Nana711 November 4, 2014

Cum Backfire

When in the instance of sexual intercourse, during the backward thrust the penis slips out of the vagina during the peak of ejaculation causing a misfire of semen that spurts onto the male's chest.

My wife laughed at me after my cum backfired on my chest yesterday while having intercourse.

by WakkaWakka101 June 18, 2010