Backscratcher

The only thing you can use against you itch

“Omg is he using a backscratcher, even I can’t afford that”

by Furrynoob_backscratxher November 16, 2019

Canadian Backscratcher

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Ballantyne backscratcher

When a supervisor fingers a male workers arsehole against their will when no one is around.

John gave Ian the old Ballantyne backscratcher!

by Roy Crandle August 26, 2025