babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

babysit

To watch your friend while they are wasted out of their mind and don't know what's going on.

"Dude, when you took those 69 hits of acid i had to babysit you for a week. You were out of your mind. I strapped you to the bed to keep you from running out into the street naked and killing the neighbors kids."
The above is a very extreme example of druggy babysitting.

The below is a more average level of babysitting....
When he went into the K-Hole it was up to his friends to babysit him and keep him from swallowing his tounge, vomit, and that he doesn't have snot all over his face.

by RealityGone July 23, 2005

babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babysit

In the drug scene, the person who has done the particular drug before and can watch the new drug users to make sure that they don't freak out.

Julia: I'm kind of nervous. I've never done shrooms before.

Robert: Don't worry. I'll be there to babysit you.

by Eriness September 11, 2007

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019

Babypitter

A Pit Bull that watches your children & keeps them safe.

Yes, my Pit Bull is a great Babypitter when I'm occupied around the house.

by Handi_Man November 27, 2012