by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005
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Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
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He was the creator of all
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He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
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Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
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He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation
He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!
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“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”
(sounds of amazement)
“We bring you frankincense.”
(sniffs, expresses pleasure)
“We bring you myrrh…”
(undecided sounds)
“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”
And Baby G. was very happy…
“Oh, Baby G.! We have followed the Star, which was a lamp post for a while, and we went around in circles, but now we’re here. We got a bit pissed somewhere… Somewhere near Birmingham, and now we’re here with presents. Baby G., we bring you gold!”
(sounds of amazement)
“We bring you frankincense.”
(sniffs, expresses pleasure)
“We bring you myrrh…”
(undecided sounds)
“Yes, I think that if you rub it on the back of a duck, it goes quite fast, yes? That’s what… Or maybe it’s a small banjo… If you can spell it, you can have it! How about that?”
And Baby G. was very happy…
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