bumpscosity

An extra-special slider found in the settings menu of most games. Setting bumpscosity to 0 will make the experience not bumpscotious enough for most, and similarly setting it to 1000 will make most players uncomfortable. All games have this slider, however you can only find it if you are the world champion settings-setter.

Keep your bumpscosity at a level 100 for a pleasant bumpsperience.

by Nub Nublet April 30, 2022

Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”

Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”

by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

poop bumps

The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.

John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"

by Ariatia October 30, 2013

Boatington bumps

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection

Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

by Nick boatington November 4, 2021

scare burp

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

by NyanSword October 14, 2015

Printer burp

Random noises made by a printer while it is plugged in, but not in operation.

Person 1: Are you printing something? Your printer is making noise.
Person 2: No, those are just printer burps.

by Angrinord March 19, 2013

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

by Isl-96 April 6, 2023