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bonosaurus 

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
bonosaurus by noodles April 2, 2003
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bonosaurus 

A very large "boner" or erection.
"Oh, dude, when I saw that hot chick I got a bonosaurus!"
bonosaurus by Brianna Awesome February 21, 2007

biranosaurusfucktard 

Someone who you just absolutely fuckin hate. A person who constantly goes behind your back and keeps stabbing you. Actually you can just call anyone this out of pure hatred and it is gauranteed to make you or the surrounding people laugh. Also if someone just make a completely dumbass mistake........who the fuck am i kidding the name explains itself just call someone it and your day will be better. If you are smart enough you will know the right time and place to use this. So i am actually wasting my time with this stupid fuckin definition
haha! look at that biranosaurusfucktard, he just shit himself!!

OMG my wife is a biranosaurusfucktard, she just backed up into the garage again.

That stupid biranosaurusfucktard had sex with my girlfriend again!

Wait! I'm the biranosaurusfucktard for still dating this girl.

brontosarus 

a dinosaur that is not extinct it will come out when someone plays baseball and runs straight to second base when they get a hit
brontosarus by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Brontosaurus 

When a 7 year old curly haired kid gives a blowie to a T-Rex
Yes Brontosaurus give it me in the ass
Brontosaurus by My name is Danekwa February 19, 2017

Brontosaurus knuckle 

A variation on the term "Moose knuckle," but referring to the bulge in the crotch of a hugely obese woman.
"Look at the Brontosaurus Knuckle on her!"
"I saw Rosie O'Donnell on the cover of People. Tight sweatpants and total Brontosaurus Knuckle evident."
"She went from Camel toe to Moose knuckle to Brontosaurus knuckle in 6 short months."

brontosaurus 

if a giraffe married a frog and had a kid.
I'M A GIRAFFE IN CALIFORNIA THAT GAVE BIRTH TO A DRY SKINNED GIRAFFE cause i have brontosaurus
brontosaurus by uR PreTtY mom October 9, 2019