bondi boy

The Australian term for an aspirational socialite or millionaire. The sort of person who grew up in the outer suburbs and in their 20's moved to a studio apartment next to a train line, 10kms from the beach, and say's their main hobby is surfing or hustling. Frequently posts things to Instagram that he didn't do. Has 'entrepreneur' and 'wealth' in all his social media profiles. Is into powerlifting and supplements, and has a bit of a gut. Works in retail or customer service. Constantly talks about completing an MBA but hasn't enrolled yet.

'that guy with the rented Porsche and stringlet is a total Bondi Boy'

by scooty puff jnr June 8, 2018

bondi bitch

Someone who appears like they belong on Bondi beach. Eg, tanned, blonde hair, surfing aesthetic

Look at that Bondi Bitch over there

by Kandy_man January 13, 2023

Bondi King

When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.

I am now the Bondi King and now am better than you.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

A Bondi pedicure

A Bondi pedicure is whereby a person shall put their foot in the waters of Bondi beach, and due to he amount of sea waste, debris, pollution and biohazardous waste, the person shall remove their foot and lodged between each toe, shall be a used tampon, or similar filth.

He went swimming, but the water was so gross, it was like a Bondi pedicure

by Magicalman13 August 8, 2023

Pam Bondi'd

When you literally eat the shit from a boss who is a pedophile felon

Ya dude, I totally got Pam Bondi'd last night.

by Thraxula February 13, 2026

The Pam bondi method

Similar to red herring but for more serious affairs .
You will use this method when you are trying to distract from serious matter .
Example

I did not set that house on fire , I can run a mile in 3 minutes. In fact under my leadership everyone’s cardio has gotten better . There has been no house fires

She really used the Pam bondi method we were talking about abuse of children and she goes off on the economy.

by Plutonian February 13, 2026

Swass Bandit

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.

Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.

by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013