by carolinizzle June 25, 2005
Get the blump mug.a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"
dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.
O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king
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by vince mildew January 26, 2009
Get the blump off mug.A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.
Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blump mug.Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.
by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010
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by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
Get the Self-Blumping mug.Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
Get the Blump Fake mug.The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.
by Der Crusher April 7, 2009
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