Blump

Negative word, can also just be a random word you use to add oompf to your speech

"youre such a blump"
"shut up idiot, BLUMP! *snaps fingers*"

Blump by blumpgirl800 October 28, 2025

Blump back whale 

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

Blump back whale by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

blump off 

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

blump off by vince mildew January 26, 2009

Blump Fake 

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.

Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

Blump Fake by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019

Blump Club

The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.

Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.

Blump Club by Der Crusher April 7, 2009

blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

blump to blump by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007

Blump and Run 

When you poop on the sidewalk across the street from a hospital while waiting on an ambulance to take you to a different hospital.

I can’t believe we just witnessed a blump and run.

Blump and Run by Reaper22 October 1, 2018