Blouse clowns

Large breasts. A term coined by the Phil Hendrie Show.

Bud Dickman: Look at her blouse clowns.
Phil Hendrie: Get outta here!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

muscle blouse

a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.

Dude, that girl looks smokin' in her jorts and muscle blouse.

by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010

man blouse

A button down shirt with a pattern or style that gives it a rather femine quality.

My brother really knows how to rock a man blouse.

by KJ October 03, 2003

Blouse Party

1. A theme party where everyone is required to wear a blouse.

2. A party at a house where the owners name starts with "Bl"

People were wearing so much rayon and silk at that blouse party!

by archinb November 27, 2012

Blouse Chops

Voluptous or non-voluptous pieces of meat in the upper carriages of a shirt or said blouse.

Damn, look at those 1/4 lb Blouse Chops!

by Bennnnnnnnnny July 27, 2007

tuna blouse

The lovely presentation of tuna on traditional blouse garnish bedding. The tuna is both succulent and decadent while leaving a palatable yet refined aftertaste.

Ernie's tuna blouse that he brought into the office luncheon is delightful.

by RDR425 March 15, 2017

Shiny Blouse

A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)

Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...

by Not Your Average Urb Dic ;) July 17, 2021