Blababilities

Nonsense concepts and airfill words, mostly used in policy making, management speaches and subjects that have to do with development aid. Used to give simple, short sentences more words to make it seem more important and intelligent than it actually is

Professor: We think our multilevel decisionmaking tree will truely be a facilitator in community based forestry. Also, women empowerment cannot exist without bottom-up policymaking and sustainable go-or no go moments.

Student: Man...what is that guy talking about? These are all blababilities!

by Femster January 5, 2010

Ballbag Olympics

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.

Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Balbaforge

A person that love to get down and cut loose in their spare time but is very shy until they get a few drinks in them.

'You should have seen him last night. he was such a Balbaforge.'
'When they have a few drinks they turn into a Balbaforge'
'BALBAFORGE'

by VSTZ22 May 4, 2016

Ballbusting

Ballbusting: when a girl punishes a guy for touching her or staring at her body by hitting his sensitive balls as hard as she can.

Ballbusting: I made the mistake of staring at a girl’s cleavage last week. She punished me by kicking me in the balls as hard as she could. I fell to the floor and couldn’t move for an hour. It was painful to walk for a week from the constant ache in my balls.

by falafelballs November 2, 2021

Ballbaggery

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.

Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"

by El Noido February 23, 2011

Garrens BallBarrens

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"

by Animal House HI December 9, 2012

Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008