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Billy Bob Thornton

A burned-out hack of a two-bit actor who smokes both weed and the pole constantly while espousing irrelevant answers during interviews about how small his wang is.
Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche

"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton

"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton
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Billy Bob Drop Pop 

The sexual position of where the male ejaculates from a distance on the female and gets it all over her face.
dude i billy bob drop popped my girl last night, she was so stoked i made the distance

billy bob nickel Jones 

billy bob nickel Jones Is a amazing man who is good in bed and will watch you sleep he has also slept with your mum.
Gary:have you seen billy bob nickel Jones?
Sam: yeah he’s in the bed with your mum
billy bob nickel Jones by Ur_mom247 November 25, 2021

Billy Bob Joe 

The name 7 year olds think is A+ Quality but have you, nor I, ever meet someone named ‘Billy Bob Joe’
“Aye, who’s that new kid over there?”
“I dunno know, mate, maybe Billy Bob Joe”
*laughs*
Billy Bob Joe by anonymous June 9, 2023

Billy Bob Joe 

Billy Bob Joe is a chichen nugget from the Wondrous Journey of a Chichen Nugget. The Wondrous Journey of a Chichen Nugget is a book written by two peoples named Maddie and Erin.
Someone: Want to hangout?

Me:NO! I'm reading about Billy Bob Joe and Legend right now.

Billy Bob Thorton 

Billy Bob Thorton is an actor that had a small role in one good movie (Armagedon) and roles in a alot of crapy movies (love actually, bad santa). His most notable feat in his life was being married to actress Angelina Jolie who is a really hot freak show. He's also a dirty ebenezer.
I have a Billy Bob Thorton part in the movie. I also like squizing balls.
Billy Bob Thorton by alindsay October 15, 2007

Billy Bob Thornton style

Jerking off, where if you start to bleed, you must continue jerking vigorously.
"If you're wrong, then you're going to have to jerk off Billy Bob Thornton style."
"Oh no."