bimbo

A woman, typically between the ages of 16 and 39, who wears makeup, owns a cell phone, weighs less than 150 lbs, and doesn't care how clueless her boyfriend is as long as he's "hot".
Hey, look at that bimbo over there... she would look so much better with my sperm dripping down her face.
by VonZippa June 02, 2004
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Bimbo

A woman with very little traditional book smarts airhead but with enough social intelligence to realize that being an attractive girl is all they need to get ahead in life pussy power. They come in all shapes and sizes but the most traditional is overtly spray tanned, with big hair (typically dead from over straightening), massive breasts (even if fake), small waist, wide hips, Botox face and over plumped lips. Looks like a blowup sex-doll.
Bryce: “Nicole tries too hard to hard to fit traditional beauty standards and is dumb as a brick, she barely got into U of A...”
Sophia: “Bryce, your sister is a bimbo”
Bryce: “Well, how does she always get invited to trips to Cabo by rich frat guys?“
Sophia: “I’m not gonna lie to you Bryce, your sister would even let YOU titty-fuck her if you offered her a free flight to Cabo ... and she’d suck your dick each and every day for an open bar”
by Underwhelming Victory May 18, 2020
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Bimbos

Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.

Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.

Usually hang around with other bimbos.

U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.

Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.

example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.

JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
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Bimbo

The bear on the Bimbo Bread Company logo. The Mexican Dough Boy.
Do you know who Bimbo is?
Yeah the bear from that bread company.
by Suck Mike Hawk October 17, 2013
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Bimbo

a slutty whore who blows everything that walks.
by Nico H. March 01, 2008
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Bimbo

A very unsmart blonde, with giant tits
My dads wife is a bimbo
by Starr Fire May 11, 2010
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bimbo

A word no Italian of sound mind would write as a porn search...
...'cause bimbo means just that: a kid.
Stop talking about bimbos: you sound like a fucking pedophile!

Americans are creepy: look at how many of them search for the word "bimbo" on Google...
by Jacob_Sterlov May 13, 2014
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