big bess chess

a girl who thinks everything is a banana

boy: who is eating a tree?
girl: oh thats big bess chess, she thinks everything is a banana

by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022

Red Bonnie Bess

A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.

" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"

by CPT of HMS Pinne4Matt Heilman June 20, 2008

CALEB ASHTON BESS

A FUCK BOY, who ain't worth shit.

Look at that Caleb Ashton Bess. He is a piece of shit and ain't no good.

by Idgaf about Caleb Ashton Bess May 14, 2015

ante bess

a phrase that decribes the pervaor of the green sweater vest, the lord of the broken blenders, the creator of "hallo this is ante bess".

get the greese fryer we gon' get us a load of that massave shiza .

by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Bess

Bess is an ugly name. People called Bess should just give up on love, popularity and the above. If your called Bess then where the hell did your parents call you? In a pub?

Mum: YESSSS TOTTENHAM
Dad: CMONNN THIS IS THE BESSSSS-
TV: *Man City scores*
Mum: DAD U THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR OUR UGLY BABY GIRL-
Dad: What?
Mum: BESS!!
Dad: I was abt to say best but alr

by user0001 May 28, 2022

Dom Bess

Dom Bess is the greatest off spinner known to mankind, known for his toe crushing yorkers and his drag downs that get caught at point.

Dom Bess loopy yorker

by saqib simp June 2, 2021