big bess chess

a girl who thinks everything is a banana

boy: who is eating a tree?
girl: oh thats big bess chess, she thinks everything is a banana

by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022

Red Bonnie Bess

A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.

" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"

by CPT of HMS Pinne4Matt Heilman June 20, 2008

CALEB ASHTON BESS

A FUCK BOY, who ain't worth shit.

Look at that Caleb Ashton Bess. He is a piece of shit and ain't no good.

by Idgaf about Caleb Ashton Bess May 14, 2015

bess

posh bitch

urgh bess is such a bitch

by i signed up to make one def November 22, 2021

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

ante bess

a phrase that decribes the pervaor of the green sweater vest, the lord of the broken blenders, the creator of "hallo this is ante bess".

get the greese fryer we gon' get us a load of that massave shiza .

by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

Flickin Bess

I'm pretty sure my friend meant Fucking Bless but your guess is as good as mine.

"God Flickin Bess"

by UmaDahn November 16, 2022