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bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Bathroom nigga

A bathroom nigga, is a nigga dat be in da school bathroom ready to hurt you badly. Bathroom niggas are mostly Black or hispanic. The bathroom nigga is only a urban legend, but many people still report seing or being attacked by one.
Guy #1 - have you heard about the bathroom nigga.
Guy #2 - Yes very scary they are ( yoda dialect intensifies)
by RiseUPforGAMER November 8, 2019
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Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.
Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"
by RedneckND October 17, 2009
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bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.
I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014
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Bathroom Chicken

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."
Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."
by AFCop October 1, 2018
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bathroom walker

someone who walks everyone to the bathroom when there completly wasted.
kayla is the orignal bathroom walker.
by tmd1 October 22, 2009
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bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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