Aztec Rex

A sexual move so 'shocking' it moves mountains and moves people to new heights. If you give aztec rex to someone they wont forget it. Said to cause the recipient to make a dinosaur like roar and wake up on top of you.

it was rumoured to be the cause of the aztecs dying out!

Also see shocker

Dave "How was last night"
Eric "Aztec Rex made an appearance and i woke up with her straddling me, so id say pretty good"

by pegleg123 May 14, 2009

Aztecs

Powerful Indian people and empires that were wiped out by Spaniard-transmitted diseases. Were it not for this and the fact the Aztecs were not well-liked, Cortez and his 500 men would have easily had their asses handed to them by the Aztec empire of millions.

Cuauhtemoc was the last Aztec emperor, hung by the bastard Cortez.

by SovietViking January 18, 2004

aztec high school

stuck up with know it all teachers that got shot up in 2017 cause they dont know how to defend themselves

boy: what school do you go to

girl: aztec high school
boy: isnt that the school that got shot up in 2017

girl: yup

by girlthatusedtogothere October 5, 2020

El Azteco

Located in East Lansing, Mi, it is known as one of the greatest Mexican restaurants in the country. Particularly renowned for its salsa. Affectionately known as "El Az" for short.

Person 1: Damn, this burrito is good.

Person 2: Of course it is. It's from El Azteco.

by Spartangal22 June 22, 2010

William olieveld azepedo

William olieveld azepedo is een klein negerjongetje uit brazilie en is ook erg goed in stelen.
hij houd van rennen door de gang.
Beschrijving william: hij is klein erg rijk heeft een reuze neger lul en neukt en loopt met alle bitches.
Hij is erg snel dat komt omdat hij zwart is.
William is erg actief in driveby's. William is de oorzaak voor moorden op zoals Tupac en Biggie.
William word ook wel lil nigga

wow zie je dat zwart joek dat is een william olieveld azepedo

by twitch.tv/fragdempsey May 28, 2019

Antepone

Much better than: "To move something forward in time"

Opposite of "postpone"

"I need to reschedule our meeting and bring it forward by an hour" - "Yeah, let's antepone it and get the hell out of here".

by Untrue November 4, 2009

Aztec Flamethrower

Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.

Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011