ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self

We be ascendin' funky all day

by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023

ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

by Jafje February 12, 2007

ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

AYCE

Acronym for "all you can eat."

Man, I ate so much at last night's AYCE, I think I'm going to puke.

by seakrait September 11, 2006

Ayşegül

Being angel and baby together

I looked at the clouds in the sky and see Ayşegül lights

by Freelion August 27, 2019

Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007