Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

axe-wound

Vagina. (Female genitalia (you know, where the cock goes))

"I bet my grandmother's axe-wound is saggy and dry, and riddled with gonorrhoea."

by Mike 5skinz February 14, 2006

axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

by Mark July 30, 2004

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Axe Wound

Vagina, some damn kids told me!

Man, I wouldn't mind gettin in her axe wound.

by ohmy November 9, 2004

Axe Wound

an informal term for a womans vaginal passage

'SHOW US WHERE THE AX HIT YA!'

'That sheila must have a huge ass axe wound'

by Tonemasterman January 1, 2009

Axe-Wound Extravaganza

Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.

Antonym of "Sausage Fest"

- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)

“Man, I must be the only guy at this party, it’s an Axe-Wound Extravaganza! ”

by martinbc June 4, 2009