not available

1)a person who is having rough sex, with only one person. Only open for buisness to one.
2)a nice way of saying I am single and have no one.

"I'm so not available with him."

by peeptips May 23, 2008

awailability

determining the asian-ness in any word; how "asian" a word is; if something quickly becomes an option

"What's the 'awailability' for a June 18th move-in?"

by subpop June 17, 2008

Available

Fucking a retard.

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge

We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be

by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022

totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.

master ,i am totally available for your service !

by zip adoda March 9, 2012

Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 2, 2018

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022