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Apocalyptica

Cello quartet from Finnland. Classically-trained, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, and Perttu Kivilakso combine metal, rock, and (modern) classial music into what they are today.
to hell with metallica; let apocalyptica write some of their own music.
by Sam May 25, 2004
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Avacados

Tits

Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Everyone loves Avacados
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Porn Apocalypse

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
by Fore-Site August 22, 2011
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Awkward Avocado

An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.

Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).

Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.
Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."

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by beebolt March 18, 2015
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cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!
by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
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lets avocuddle

what someone usually says to cuddle up to someone and just keep warm forever. Mostly because they are afraid to let go of them because they love them so much its hard to let go of someone they hold so dear to there hearts.
by lets avocuddle January 12, 2017
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Apocalyptifail

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.
How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
by YAWA May 1, 2015
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