Autopsy

A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.

"Dude it's my birthday today so I better be gettin some autopsy from her"
"Yeah that girl is total autopsy. All you need is a few drinks"
"Let's go pick up some autopsy at the strip club"

by C9 the 1st May 10, 2008

autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.

Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Autopsy

Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.

1. To perform an autopsy.
2. The autopsy revealed that the individual had drowned.

by blammord April 21, 2006

Automusocracy

1.) The form of control the RIAA is trying to put on music.

2.) A combination of both autocracy and music.

3.) To form control of all music definitely.

"The RIAA doesn't want to save music. It wants to own it. Every one bit of it! It will be a pure Automusocracy-like lifestyle if that happens.

by Chris Grammer February 13, 2004

Autopostism

When autoposting at work causes your brain to stop working. Your face shows no expression, your eyes don't blink, and suddenly you come back to life and wonder, 'What the hell am I doing?'

Hey, I just had a autopostism, Man. I thought the aliens came for me. But no, it was autpostism.

by The AUTOPOSTER September 23, 2011

Autopsy

An operation performed by a coroner after death to determine the cause of death. Often associated with criminal activity, though autopsies also take place for deaths of natural causes. Given exposure by shows such as CSI.

The coroner's office did an autopsy on the body and found out he overdosed on cocaine!

by IBstudent April 30, 2006

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005