The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.
1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008
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Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."
Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."
Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"
Willie: "Automatically systematic."
Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."
Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"
Willie: "Automatically systematic."
by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009
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defines something that happens automatically but you can't quite explain how it happens or the explanation is too complex.
Also, can be used as "automagically".
Also, can be used as "automagically".
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When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.
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noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014
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Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"
You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."
Friend: *Replies* "What?"
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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