autographic

a visual imprint to the brain of a car

I will slash his tires. I know what he drives. I have an autographic memory

by Sodathief August 30, 2022

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe April 15, 2016