Autofellatio

The hermetic profession of sucking one's own penis.

Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.

Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.

by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010

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When you suck your own dick. An easy way to break your neck.

dat guy who gave himself autofelatio broke his neck

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 24, 2016

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The 'art' of fellating oneself

My back is fucked because of autofellatio

I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth

Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done

I love the cock... my own that is

by NotHot August 5, 2008

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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.

David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...

by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

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A gorgeous, smart, sensible girl with the biggest hart for her friends and family and animals. She is really kind but some times she can be to kind, kinisha has a gorgeous personality and figure. You would be extremely luck if you get a chance to date her.

Kinisha Waring is easterly convinced. Autofellatio

by Kinisha Waring April 7, 2017

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