Person 1: “Melinda is so fabulously authentic because she’s the only one with a stank face and a tilted tiara.”
Person 2: “Wow! She’s so fabulously authentic *heart eyes*
Person 2: “Wow! She’s so fabulously authentic *heart eyes*
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A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.
Guy 1: Who tf are you?
AuthenticKam: A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.
AuthenticKam: A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.
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- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors
Something very hard to find on Tinder.
- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors
Something very hard to find on Tinder.
Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!
by CharlesM January 3, 2015
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Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
Guy-I don't really need that shit, I'm good.
Girl- I am so much more than the product I am selling, I'm the real deal yo, that's why I say shit like that sometimes. And this shit works. I take it too. And my business partner here, he fuck yo mama last night and wake up in the dumpster.
Guy- I know you're trying to sell me authenticity and pills, but really, even if you weren't superficial I wouldn't need it. I really dont need shit from you right now.
by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020
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