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Gaming Asymptote

When you have a greater stats in the least important category then you do for the most important category within a videogame.
When this is achieved, you have achieved the Gaming Asymptote.
Isaac: For fucks sake my luck stats is greater than my damage stats.
Me: yep, welcome to the fucking Gaming Asymptote.
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Asymptet

Of South African origin, the Asymptet is the boob which asymptotically approaches the maximum height of the perfect model of a boob.
Originating from the South African word for "boobs" or "tits" known loosely as "tette".
13th: Wow, those boobs look perfect.
LR: Ye, those are the Asymptet.
by supertits May 21, 2011
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Asymptoting

The art of hitting an almost empty dab cart and mentally willing it to never reach a level of zero, no matter how empty it looks.
Yo dude can I rip ur cart?” It’s almost empty but you can try asymptoting it.
by therealtarzan January 10, 2021
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Asymptotism

The philosophy asymptotism is the belief that nothing ever happens or ever will happen. Everyone around you always tells you something huge is going to happen, but nothing ever truly happens.

Different from nihilism which is the belief that nothing matters, asymptotism describes the world as a place of inflated expression. Events which are exclaimed groundbreaking or world-threatening are always made but do not represent reality and often carry heavy assumptions which twist the truth in order to gain attention.

Asymptotism acknowledges that while significant events may occur around you, the vast majority don’t involve or affect you and therefore you shouldn’t worry about them. Asymptotism leads to a way of life that allows you to live calm and unstressed because you know nothing happens or ever will happen.
I saw on the news that the world is about to end, but asymptotism taught me nothing ever happen so I just went back to living my life.
by T0ney8 May 30, 2024
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Asympzone

Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.
Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."
by Tbblobnoern September 26, 2024
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