assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,

I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.

by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015

Assyrian

Indigenous people to Mesopotamia that are still alive. Religion of Assyrians is Christianity

Person 1: What is your ethnicity?
Person 2: I am an Assyrian. We Assyrians are not Iraqi.

by LzBoyy November 25, 2023