asswipe

a shithead, shitsleeve, shitbum, asshole, dickface, etc.

Yo, asswipe, get your hands off my sister!

by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005

Asswig

Technically means asshole, but comes up as "asswig" when your friends can't text with T9 on your phone.

"You're a fuckin' asswig!"

by admmmmm February 4, 2010

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

by mboy321 April 28, 2016

Asswiper

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

asswipe

An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by ices May 12, 2003

Asswipe

An asswipe is another word for a little bitch. When you don't feel like calling someone a bitch, you call them an asswipe. Asswipe can also be used to call someone a slut, a biotch, an asshole, and many other names.

Bry: God Sophia! Stop being such an asswipe!
Sophia: Sorry Bry, I won't be such an asswipe again.

by sophtoph June 18, 2013

Asstity Belt

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

by mardonna April 8, 2009