Ashwin

a fucking legend. With a name like Ashwin, he is a king among men. If you ever see someone named Ashwin, run.

"omg is that ashwin? AGHAHHHHHGHG"

by SkillLimit December 2, 2020

Asswipe

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

by Lilly6 March 21, 2017

Ashwin

Ashwin is a total gem. He is always there for you and will always catch you when you fall. To the vast majority of people he may seem like a total rock but he is a total softie. Finds any excuse to chirpse!!! He tries to be a roadman even though he is really a gentleman at heart (better that way). He is a clumsy soul, and often finds himself knocking things over and spilling things - but he makes up for his two left feet with his winning smile. He is good at dates and will treat you right. Easy to fall for. However, one thing to rememeber with ashwin is that YOU MUST TAKE CAUTION BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE and will take any opportunity to suck on your neck.

Ashwin the one who will always be there

by no1asia August 20, 2018

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

by tred69 September 8, 2009

asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 6, 2003