assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.

The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.

by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008

Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.

I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.

by Red Fleming June 29, 2011

Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 7, 2011

assrape

In games such as Counter-Strike,To totally overwhelm the competition to the degree that they know they've been used like 2 bit whores and dumped by the roadside like yesterdays trash.

I sure assraped those terrorist bastards back to the stone age!

by Kick'emNDnadZ August 14, 2003

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

assrat

someone who fingers their own ass.

Dan: "Hey man"
Shane: "Fuck off assrat"

by handsome_hyena August 1, 2008

Assrape

A traditional hazing ritual on new posters in the lounge forum at bluelight.ru. New posters with "leap before looking" attitudes, generally break unwritten and written rules of the forum, thus attracting massive negative attention. The public ridicule only becomes greater in strength if the new poster attempts to defend themselves, even more so if done emotionally. Any and every display of weakness or opportunity is viciously exploited in order to crush whatever spirit the poor victim may have.
The purpose to such outright attacks is two fold. It not only weeds out those who would not be able to withstand the often crude, rude and offensive nature of the forum, but it also hardens others into a state of shamlessness thus enhancing their contribution potential to the forum and future Assrapings.

example of assrape:

420nEwGUy69: y0! i'VE bEeN uP fOr eIGhT daZE NoW. sTr8 uP!

bler: you look like the type of person to do something as retarded as that
bler2: you know, if you didn't spank so regularly, perhaps you wouldn't keep bumping that capslock keys while typing.
bler3: fuck off back to your cave, troll! no one likes you. not even you mother likes you.
bler: yeah she told me between pounds in the ass and mouth.

by l2Fr September 14, 2008