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Asshopper

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.
"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.
by oaekl September 9, 2021
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Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000
by Spoodz February 6, 2020
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asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face
My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her
by childpornlover October 28, 2020
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