Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

assmoist

An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.

(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."

by Art Grauer May 17, 2006

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003

assmole

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

assmotorboating

When an individual places their face between the buttcheeks of another individual. The penetrator then proceeds to stick out their tongue and violently shake their head back and forth. During this exertion the penetratee clenches their buttcheeks and presses the second person's face in between them.

Marc used his giant buttcheeks to engulf Michael's face for an unforgetable assmotorboating.

by gaysasquatch December 3, 2010