asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

asscheck

The quick glance taken to scope the goods from behind when someone walks by.

Mike: Will, that guy just caught you doing an asscheck.
Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.

by Kuch March 20, 2008

assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004

Assicle

The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.

I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.

by Big Pot January 10, 2020

Assachusetts

Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.

Did you see that Assachusetts show? I really want to blow their drummer.

by mr_henry October 18, 2008

Asschin

A person with a chin that is split into two parts down the middle, sort of resembling the crease in a peach.

Lady 1: Did you see that asschin dude over there?

Lady 2: Yeah, he rocks it well though.

by The West is Fightful March 26, 2017