Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

by TokJK September 8, 2006

assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

Assam

Assam, An Indian occupying country of Assamese people. probably the most beautiful, scenic, decent and awesome place on the earth. Assam was ruled by Ahom Swargadeo's the king of native Assamese people till 1826. In 1826 Assam was annexed to British India, and since 1947 after India was gifted with freedom by British Assam by the virtue of political diplomacy made a occupying province of India.

Mighty Brahmaputra flows through this country. It is the only home of one horned rhino, Tea, Muga Silk, Bihu Fest, Gamosa, rice beer and many exciting flavors.

India: Where r u from
Assamese: I am from Assam
Indian: Frightened.................. o nice, brave man.

by Ejon Lora July 11, 2010

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

Assimilate

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018