assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

by Klevo April 20, 2008

Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.

Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("

by ICQannon June 30, 2011

Assdout

Bent out of shape

your ass is where your head should be

by Little Lola November 3, 2003

assdonkey

a donkey stuck up your ass

my assdonkey itches, i need some preparation h

by Assdonkey January 26, 2003

asscot

A hick word for the meaning of the word tired

I threw firewood all day, my asscot tired.

by Bilf n Boo September 10, 2005

asspot

"A lot".

In the style of cockney rhyming slang - to my knowledge, invented by myself, but I could be wrong.

"Whoa, that's an asspot of bots."

by BOFH May 23, 2004

asscot

1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.

1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...

by Jay Bee January 5, 2009