Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003

Assdozer

The ultimate vehicle to whomp ass in the movie Idiocracy; yet it gets fucked.

Beef Supreme is back out of rehab to kick Not Sure's ass in the Assdozer!

by Salame March 24, 2007

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

assdouche

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity

You stupid assdouche

by bread infection October 21, 2005

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003