asschicklet

Acting like an ass but in a funny way

Hey this is serious situation don't be an asschicklet

by Keebs15 May 21, 2016

Asscheek booty

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.

Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021

titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017

Unbridled Asscheeks

That oh too common smell that comes out of a bathroom after dudes think they're slick by not wiping well enough.

This shit smells like Unbridled Asscheeks

by therealbroshow February 11, 2019

Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.

There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.

by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008

Ass check

(n.) A humorous term used to describe an action in which before departing for a destination a person will make a mental checklist of any items needed or wanted on said travel; attained from the action of patting one's back pockets in order validate the items existence.

Bob: Have you done an ass check yet?

John: *pats pockets* keys...check, wallet....check, ass....check!

by Atrium's atrium January 22, 2011