Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008

Assgard

The word the Grandmaster calls Asgard in the movie Thor: Ragnarok

"I need to get back to Asgard!". "Assgard"

by StunV2 June 9, 2018

Asstard

A retard and/or bastard that smells.

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019

asstard

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

by John Ly October 22, 2003

asstard

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009

asscar

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

by shermeco November 4, 2008

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005