Assburgers

Simply put, Burgers made of ass. Rump roast.

ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!

Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??

Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?

The assburgers at this place are wonderful

by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 07, 2009

assburgers

When you eat to many burgers and it goes to your ass.

person1: woahh your assbugers is acting up!
Person2: yea i know, i ate alot of burgers today so im gonna have assburgers

by joho minivan yellow greene kug May 16, 2009

assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 08, 2004

assburg

The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.

Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!

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by Danimal1111 December 25, 2015

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 06, 2009

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 07, 2009

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 06, 2015