ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

assball

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

by davekelly September 21, 2006

assball

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

shit ass balls ton

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

nut ass balls

A distinct smelling aroma that smells like the entire gooch region including the testicles, the buttocks, and the scrotum.

Joe bent over and let one loose, and now it smells like nut ass balls yo!

by Vektorious May 20, 2005

Ass Balls

Hemorrhoids

"Dude's got ass balls,… he let his diet go to shit, now he's getting all inflamed here and there. Ouch"

by dfoinb September 20, 2014

assball

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 8, 2003