Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.

"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul September 10, 2005

assmat

Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults

"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."

by sxmachine March 4, 2005

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

assmatt

A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.

One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.

This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.

These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.

It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.

I waited under the bed for 5 hours so AssMatt wouldn't talk to me.

by Lemer Ledhead June 20, 2019