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Ass-hamed

A term used when referring to a person who tries exceptionally hard to be something they are not. Doing everything in their power to win people over just for personal gain. Usually they fail, then go home, and masturbate with their own tears.
Person A "That dude thinks he's awesome"
Person B "Yea, he's been an ass-hamed all night"
by your f'in momma December 16, 2010
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ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
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Hamburger Ass

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018
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Hammered ass

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
by Dar-Man March 22, 2012
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hammered ass

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass
by Zorgo September 12, 2005
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hamster ass bitch

by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017
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Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).
Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.
by Professor English July 23, 2010
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