I know it like the back of my ass

phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.

Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)

I know it like the back of my ass by RedDan69 February 21, 2011

I'm gonna eat your bare ass 

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad

Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

I'm gonna eat your bare ass by EZ Peso February 21, 2019

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass 

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

assible 

1. Disposed to inflict pain or suffering; cruel.
2. Causing suffering; painful.

It has nothing to do with one's willingness to have sex with someone else in the ass. See 'assable'.

That was just plain assible and unusual.

assible by mcrosby February 9, 2010

Assibal 

Background. I was talking so fast that I mixed accessible & ASS by mistake then. Thought of a definition.

M.D.B

Assibal (Ass eh bal) The state of an ass being easily accessible.

Example:
Dude trying trying to thug too hard. He saggin so low he is assibal. (See saggin)

Never put your drink down in Bar unless you want to be assibal.

Assibal by P-LOC1 May 15, 2017