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Background. I was talking so fast that I mixed accessible & ASS by mistake then. Thought of a definition.

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Assibal (Ass eh bal) The state of an ass being easily accessible.

Example:
Dude trying trying to thug too hard. He saggin so low he is assibal. (See saggin)

Never put your drink down in Bar unless you want to be assibal.
Assibal by P-LOC1 May 15, 2017
Words you can keep

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.
assipal syndrome
Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

Aussiball Rules 

AussiBall Rules is a derogatory term for the sport commonly known as Aussie Rules or sometimes Australian Rules.

The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.

The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
Only sixteen professional teams exist in the entire world, ten of which are in one city and share only two home grounds.

Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games
we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.
assball by QBall® March 9, 2003
1. Disposed to inflict pain or suffering; cruel.
2. Causing suffering; painful.

It has nothing to do with one's willingness to have sex with someone else in the ass. See 'assable'.
That was just plain assible and unusual.
assible by mcrosby February 9, 2010

assial tissue 

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.
assial tissue by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020
When its hotter than hot
The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here
Assball by Goofizz April 28, 2021
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