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Asperger Syndrome

A very real condition which a person may be born with. "Symptoms" include lack of social skills, and difficulty reading/understanding social "cues", body language, &c, difficulty forming and maintaining friendships and relationships, and the like. However, it affects people in different ways. Some (such as me) may well "grow out" of it, and ultimately the "disorder" becomes less obvious in the social environment, in which case it's best described as a retardation of social development. However, others fare less well and suffer lifelong problems as a result of the condition.

Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.

It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).

However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.
I have Asperger Syndrome. This does not make me better than you, nor does it make me worse. It just makes me different. I am a person, not a puzzle
by Zarathustratosphere May 23, 2009
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asparagasp

An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
by YAWA June 2, 2018
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Apurav

The smartest and the coolest. Uniqueness is just another name. He'll be the best person you've had in your life. If you share a bond with him, he'll go miles to keep you happy ever.

And oh, his life partner, she must be born at a magical hour to get a man like him!
You're lucky if you have Apurav in your contact list.
by Inked quill November 15, 2020
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Ashur

Ashur

A rare male first name. There are very few Ashurs in the U.S., although it is popular in Arabian countries. Ashurs' are: wise, creative, strong, and friendly. People named Ashur are affectionate, seek harmony, and virtuous- with single mindedness they strive only for the general good. Ashur's are extremely good looking and attractive in nature, possessing a certain charism. Very inquisitive and full of energy, Ashurs' are unique and special people. Ashurs' possess a spirit of determination and strong.

Meaning: happy, blessed, fortunate, or lucky.

Masculine

Origin: Hebrew/Assyrian

In the past critical scholars conjectured that the name referred to a male counterpart of the goddess Asherah with a name cognate to the Assyrian god Ashur.

2. A relatively smart, driven boy, independent, headstrong, falls hard when he likes someone, protective of friends, can sometimes be a little obnoxious, joking in personality but can be serious, great friend to have, flirty

3. A guy who makes for a wonderful boyfriend. Everything he does is perfect and loveable. Asher is handsome, funny, intelligent, sweet, and a little playful. He also dislikes energizing beverages and prefers water or a fruit smoothie.
Girl 1: That guy is such a sweetheart!

Girl 2: Yeah, he must be an Ashur *jealousy sigh*
by Sanharib December 16, 2013
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Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."
by Run CMC January 25, 2012
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Apurva

A-purva: Something that has never seen before
A person who has unquie qualities
She herself possesses all the characteristics of Apurva
by Antique_piece November 25, 2021
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Rich Mans Aspirin

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.
by GlamKitten November 8, 2011
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